Yea, it's 11 years old, but I saw a reference to it online, so here it is. Old Glory Robot Insurance.
My favorite part is right at the end. "For when the metal ones decide to come for you. And they will."
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"And when they grab you with those metal claws, you can't break free... because they're made of metal... and robots are strong."
Best. SNL Skit. Ever.