Note it's not clean, and if you don't know Firefly/Serenity well or get the IRC format, it probably won't make sense.

Rollergirls - "The whole shebang debuts 10 p.m. EST Monday, when the rest of the world gets a behind the scenes look at the resurrection of roller derby in Austin, Texas."

Calls a US phone number from any caller ID info you specify, with the message you specify read in a TTS voice you choose. It reads the message then the IP address.

Warning, don't visit if you're easily offended.