"Here are the Top Ten Privacy Stories of 2005 from the Electronic Privacy Information Center (EPIC)"

Rollergirls - "The whole shebang debuts 10 p.m. EST Monday, when the rest of the world gets a behind the scenes look at the resurrection of roller derby in Austin, Texas."

Calls a US phone number from any caller ID info you specify, with the message you specify read in a TTS voice you choose. It reads the message then the IP address.

# random size; # no .wmf extension, (.jpg), but could be any other image extension actually; # a random piece of junk in front of the bad call; carefully crafted to be larger than the MTU on an ethernet network; # a number of possible calls to run the

"We have received multiple reports from the Netherlands about an IM-Worm which spreads via MSN using..."

"as it returns to TV as Serenity: The Firefly Years, then back to film as Firefly: Serenity's Sequel, back to TV as SereniFly, and finally end as the direct-to-eyeglasses series Choose a Damn Name Already."