This is news?

First is we find out about stealing cars. This article indicates "Vehicles are easier to steal when they're left running and unlocked." Glad they cleared up the confusion there.

Second is about what happens when mega-corp buys every small competitor. I think it's more news that he's shocked than it happened.

And of course now there are more reasons to outlaw guns. I mean, who would think it could do damage when pointing it at one's head and pulling the trigger?

Must be a slow news day. I'm not gonna bother to see what else may be out there...